Help!! I'm stupid and locked in my car!

Orlando - A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday. A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana. "My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said. "Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well." The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door. The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."


Wow, sorry for the two 911 moron posts back to back but this one was too good to pass up. Now I realize this was posted on April 1 but it seems legit to me. Listen to the 911 call. So after listening to that you must be pretty impressed at the complete stupidity of this woman. First of all how old is she, I mean its not like electric locks have been the standard for the past 50 years. And how come she was never curios why that little knob on her door would always go up and down when she hit the lock button.

This is crazy, I am so impressed at how good the 911 respondents are at keeping cool. Now I realize they probably get some pretty bad calls but this has to be up there with the dumbest. How the hell do you lock yourself inside a car? If I was on the other end of that 911 phone call I would make sure this girl knew how dumb she really is. And maybe it should be looked into if she should even have a license. If you cant operate the locks, how the hell are you working the pedals and steering wheel?

I know if I was dumb enough to lock myself inside a car I wouldn't call the police and tell them I was dumb enough to lock myself inside the car. Doesn't this lady have any friends or family that coulda helped her out with this situation.

I imagine the conversation going something like this.

"Hi mom"

"Hi Sarah, how are you?"

"Not good....I locked myself inside the car again mom."

"Oh sweetie, I know how tricky those darn locks are. Here I'll walk you through it again. Run your hand across the top of the door panel."

"Okay, I'm doing that"

"Now when you get to the little piece of plastic sticking up out of the door, pull it up"

"Okay, found it, pull it up?"

"Ya pull it up, and then try using the door handle. It should open."

"Yup, I'm out, thanks mom, I was about to call 911 again."


Danny